how to know you go to chick-fil-a too much

as many of you know, i am highly addicted to chick-fil-a, a problem that has only been compounded by the fact that my brother joey works there. thus, i feel the need to check on him quite frequently (and i'm so good that sometimes i check on him when he's not there too). as i was leaving chick-fil-a today, i compiled a list of ways to know that you go to chick-fil-a too much. let me know if any of this applies to you. enjoy!

1. the person handing you your food no longer asks what dipping sauces you would like. he/she just drops it in the bag.

2. every time you pull in, the workers immediately start looking around for joey so you can say hi to him (i'm not kidding you-one of the managers made sure that i had a chance to say hi to joey before he handed me my food).

3. the workers notice when you have a friend with you, and they are most curious about the guy friends.

4. the workers compliment your wardrobe choice for the day.

5. you notice when the boss comes back a day early from vacation.

6. every time you use the mertzon exit off the freeway, your car automatically turns right at the light, assuming that you are going to chick-fil-a (it assumes correctly, of course)

7. the workers quit asking you what you were drinking when you go for a refill; they already know it's dr. pepper.

8. you notice when one of the workers has dyed their hair...pretty color, by the way.

9. you can tell who's working by the cars that are parked in the parking lot.

10. you get annoyed when someone new is hired, because that means you have to train them to recognize your car and to know what your favorite drink/dipping sauces are so they don't waste their breath when you go through their lane.

i'm sure there will be more to come, but for now i need to finish my #5 8-pack with a dr. pepper...