something to think about

for those of you who don't me (i'm not quite sure who that would be), i have a younger brother named ryan. most think he's quiet and shy. we, his family, know the truth. i've never met a more sarcastic 14 year old. S-A-R-C-A-S-T-I-C.

anyway, in sunday school a couple of weeks ago, he had to write his own obituary. here's what he wrote:

ryan hernandez went to be with the Lord on june 22, 2083. He was 89 years old. a loving man, the 50th president of the united states was arguably the best and most loved president in america's young history. he is survived by his wife, selena gomez hernandez, his three children, piper, track, and willow, his dog palin and his cousins hannah, a supreme court justice, and seth, the world's shortest man. he was preceded in death by his father a former preacher, his mother a music teacher, his sister bethany founder of the world-famous hernandez reading center in san antonio, his other sister kelli who was a missionary to africa, his brother josiah kane who directed the broadway play "floss" and his two dogs rhapsody who had "issues" and roddick. ryan will always be rmembered and wiill never be forgotten. he was arguably the mjost important man of the 21st century.

where to start? there are so many places...